Caterpillar cakes are a classic staple of children's birthday parties but since the explosion of Colin on the birthday party scene over 25 years ago many a knock off has appeared at rival supermarkets. with so many to choose from how on Earth is the savvy consumer to pick the appropriate treat for their celebration? There was only one way to find out... We tested all the caterpillar cakes that we could find: Colin and Connie from M&S, Cecil from Waitrose, Curly and Carl from Tescos, Wiggles from Sainsbury's, Bonnie and Clyde from Asda and Morrison's Caterpillar Celebration Cake (there were rumours of a Charlie in Aldi but we couldn't find one). There are many things to consider when choosing your cake: what do you want your caterpillar to look like? Should it have a chocolate or icing face and feet? Should it have ridges? Dolly mixture? Sprinkles? Do you want the filling chocolate or raspberry filling?
Let's consider price. There are two price points: the upmarket Waitrose and M&S who sell caterpillars for an extortionate £7 a cake compared to £6 from the other supermarkets. Our tasters were split in the higher price category. There were the traditionalists who believed that you can't beat a Colin, those who liked that cheeky raspberry flavour of Connie but Waitrose's Cecil pulled out slightly in front. It was certainly an excellent cake and well worth the extra £1, as long as you were willing to overlook his sleek design. In the lower price category, Wiggles is the most Colin-like of all cakes. Not only do they look very similar but they taste nearly exactly the same. If you're looking to save a bit of dough on your cake, choose Wiggles from Sainsbury's can't taste the difference range. The most liked of the lower price category was Morrison's Celebration Cake, presumably cheaper because they skimped on the name. Although some objected to the dolly mixture topping, the cake and filling were widely praised. It was certainly the tastiest of the cheaper range. Asda's criminal pair of pillars Bonnie and Clyde did not fair particularly well in the rankings. Their decoration was described as 'terrifying' but their cake reasonable. While there was no clear winner among the caterpillars, there was certainly a loser: Carl, Tesco's Free-From cake was slated by the critics with the kindest thing being said, "It's not as bad as I expected considering it didn't have any real ingredients" alongside the damming, "It feels like I'm eating an ashtray". Not only is Carl not caterpillar shaped (presumably it's hard to make a swiss roll without gluten) nor is he covered in chocolate. It reminded us that a childhood plagued by allergies is a very raw deal. There was one thing that everyone agreed on: that M&S's mini Colins were an excellent treat. Their high chocolate to cake ratio and cute expressions won the hearts of all the tasters. And you don't have to slice them.
17 Comments
Dan Evans
2/28/2019 05:01:30 am
Thanks guys. This is the research I need to see! I would be interested to see a deep-dive report going into further detail, if you would be able to share?
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Amie-Louise
3/4/2019 10:43:35 am
This has made my day.
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mollie
8/13/2019 12:46:46 pm
my name is curly , im quite disappointed in what have you have shown. i assure you im the best ;)
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curly
8/13/2019 12:47:56 pm
impostar!
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Ben Bowler
11/24/2019 01:17:22 am
Thank you for this haha :) made my day.
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Cecil
1/9/2021 07:39:49 am
Yes, i am moist and rich
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Frieda
1/9/2021 12:52:12 pm
Where the f am I?
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Eric
1/9/2021 01:01:15 pm
Hi I’m free from. At least give me a shot. What have you got against us free forms? Are we just to good for you? Stop simping for those heathens who call themselves caterpillars. Let the free froms rise.
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Frieda
1/9/2021 01:04:02 pm
Yes Eric, you tell them. They aren't as moist and rich as us.
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Eric
1/9/2021 01:05:24 pm
Oh darling Frieda. Soon they shall be gobbling us down like raving monkeys. Bless your pure soul. 4/15/2021 07:34:38 am
Loved the Colin taste test.
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Lauren Brett
4/22/2021 07:16:34 am
I want Colin to enter me
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SATAN ?
4/23/2021 01:47:46 am
It’s Everyday Bro
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Davey-biethday-boy
12/13/2022 08:02:06 am
Asda's Letty was finger lickin' good.
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